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FISHINLADY
02-25-2002, 04:04 AM
Subject: Cheer up
>
> There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
>
> For example ...
>
> * I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
>
> * When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
> that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
>
> * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
>
> * A penny saved is a government oversight.
>
> * The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight ... because by
> then your body and your fat are really good friends.
>
> * The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
>
> * He who hesitates is probably right.
>
> * If you can smile when things go wrong ... you probably have someone in
> mind to blame.
>
> * The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
> really in trouble.
>
> * Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around
> the sun.
>
> * Birthdays are good for you; the more you have ... the longer you live.
>
> * How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're
> on.
>
> * Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than
> the people who have to wait for them.
>
> * If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
>
> * Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
>
> * If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free
> yet?
>
> * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
> to one person.
>
> * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
>
> * Don't cry because it's over ... smile because it happened.
>
> * We could learn a lot from crayons ... some are sharp, some are pretty,
> some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but
> they all have to learn to live in the same box.
>
> * Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
>
> * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
>
> * Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
>
> * Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
>
> * I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
>
> * If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
>
> * Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
>
> * Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
>
> * I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't
> trust me so much.
>
> * You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you
> stop laughing.
>
> * We cannot change the direction of the wind ... but we can adjust our
> sails.
>
> * If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
>

GG
02-25-2002, 08:03 PM
I sent this out to my mailing list.

FISHINLADY
02-25-2002, 09:04 PM
LOL
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY CUTE

I THINK WE SHOULD BRING THE WALMART ONE TO WALMARTS ATTENTION TOO THEY SHOULD HAVE SOME FREEBIES FOR US TOO LOL:D

1blueorchid
02-26-2002, 01:40 PM
this is not only nice but true;)

nicolehssd
02-27-2002, 01:34 AM
THAT IS NICE:)