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FISHINLADY
03-02-2002, 11:00 AM
OK, this is really work-related. Make sure you follow the
> instructions on all 3 sections.
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose.
> Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is
> an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
> Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey:
> The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. To find
> out your name....
>
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
> a=poopsie
> b=lumpy
> c=buttercup
> d=gidget
> e=crusty
> f=greasy
> g=fluffy
> h=cheeseball
> i=chim-chim
> j=stinky
> k=flunky
> l=booger
> m=pinky
> n=zippy
> o=goober
> p=doofus
> q=slimy
> r=loopy
> s=snotty
> t=lefel
> u=dorkey
> v=squeezit
> w=oprah
> x=skipper
> y=dinky
> z=zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> half of your new last name:
> a = diaper
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e= girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j =monkey
> k = poty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = bubble
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t= gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
> half of your new last name:
> a =head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g =pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l= brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w =squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
> Clintons name is Booger Liverchunks.
>
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
>
> adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
>
MINE WAS STUPID IT WAS LOOPYBURGERTUSHIE

BUT I LIKE NICOLES IT IS BUTTERCUPDIAPERHINEY LOL

nicolehssd
03-02-2002, 09:22 PM
MY NEW NAME IS BUTTERCUP DIAPER HINEY..LOL..OR FLUNKY DIAPER HINEY

catfishkaran
03-03-2002, 07:45 AM
Nicole yours is funny. Mine is Loopy Girdlesprinkles. After I get married it will be Loopy Rhinobuns. That about describes how it feels.

FISHINLADY
03-03-2002, 10:44 AM
LOL
MY MOMS IS CRUSTY RHINO BUNS LMAO
SHE ISNT THRILLED WITH HER NEW NAME LMAO:D

keith721
03-04-2002, 08:22 PM
I'm chim-chim girdlehiney...

... and my backside isn't anywhere near in need of such treatment!!

Thanks for the laughs :p and smiles :D !!!

keith721

1blueorchid
03-06-2002, 08:51 AM
:D CHIM CHIM BANANA SNIFFER:D

WAY TOO FUNNY, THANKS FISHINLADY

FISHINLADY
03-06-2002, 09:55 AM
LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE AND CERTAINLY A CHANGE OF PACE:)