Even More Problems with Porn

[drapatin]

Hi all.

This is the forum for experts right?

well, I am an expert. A porn expert.
I know whats on, and when its on and when the next facial
will be ...

oh, sorry. I'm back, had to check on something.

Anyway I have 14 DVR's, each with multiple streams.
I also have a few computer based PVR's to record Kazza.

My problem is this..

I want to record all porn, not just the stuff on the DTV-Dish
streams. When "Big Butts is munchin in" is on the DTV PPV and
the Dish PPV at the same time the damn PVR's record both.
Now, I am a conneseur to be sure, but two helpings of
the "Butt" is more than I can stand.

I mean, how much skin does a guy have anyway?
and Bounty may be the Quicker Picker Upper, but do you know how much those damn towels cost!!??

I want quantity! No Repeats! My SVCD collection is well over 4000 CD's and I need some more..
Miss Vet Fugina is my favorite "star" and I need to see all 4658
ways she can "take it"

So, I need to find a way for all the DVR's to coexist.

I like my "Forest Gulp", "Force Naval-down", and "Survivor Sex-Posed"
in a row, and damnit, I dont want to see the same flick twice.

Also I need to find a way to fast forward to the BJ's and the "A"
shots, there is way too much acting going on... dont these people
know what there getting paid for?. sorry, I'm drifting...

Maybe I could drill a hole in the remote for a new "BJ" button, but
one of you experts will have to code it for me.

How about a way for the DTivo and Dishplayer to buzz my RIM
device when there is something "New" in there (I mean "on" )


Oh, and one more thing. I have all my Tivos set up with
a "Jessica Alba Ass Shot" But nothing ever seems to record.
I
need help with this one, because every once in a while I need
some "Imagination".


Thanks for all the help.

OK?

Oh, P.S. Why is it always recording COPS?

[T_RJ]

They have Doctors that can help with this sort of thing.
Can I have your CD's when they commit you?

[BubbaJ]

LOL.. You're whacked.. no no.. I mean it.. :D

[keith721]

thank goodness i can usually get a good laugh reading this message board.

meanwhile, how can i get my Tivo to record The Weather Channel only when Kristina Abernathy is on air? ;)

[BigDog]

I think you may be in need of a file I've seen around called "tess.tcl"

This one removes all the non-porn channels and automaticly adds 59 to the beginning of any channel selection keyed in from the remote.

There is an upgrade in the works that monitors wrist action and automaticaly changes channels when the action slows down.

[degobah9]

I don't think I understand this poll. I watch the 590s in 5 minute increments. 12 hours??? That's what I call staying power.:p

[bear.23]

Here in Utah they don't tell us anything!