View Full Version : Another Old Age Funny

03-08-2002, 05:16 PM
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> > Two elderly women were out driving in a
> >large car, neither could barely see over the
> >dashboard. As they were cruising along,
> >they came to an intersection. The stoplight
> >was red, but they just went on through.
> > The woman in the passenger seat thought
> >to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have
> >sworn we just went through a red light."
> > After a few more minutes they came to
> >another intersection. The light was red, and
> >again they went right through. This time, the
> >passenger was almost sure that the light had
> >been red, but was also concerned that she
> >might be seeing things. She was getting
> >nervous and decided to pay very close
> >attention.
> > At the next intersection, sure enough, the
> >light was definitely red and they went right
> >through it. She turned to the other woman
> >and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just
> >ran through three red lights in a row? You
> >could have killed us!"
> > Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh NO!
> >Am I driving?"