View Full Version : A joke

04-09-2002, 03:04 PM
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a
long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their
travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly
to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the
next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into
the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his
wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally
left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail
without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's
funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been
'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow
checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives
and friends. Upon reading the first message, she
fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)

04-10-2002, 01:15 PM

04-16-2002, 06:17 PM