FISHINLADY
10-26-2002, 06:12 PM
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years
> > they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately,
their
> > activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
cards.
> > One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and
said,
> > "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long
> > time....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and
thought,
> > but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her
friend
> > glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared
at
> > her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
> > they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately,
their
> > activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
cards.
> > One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and
said,
> > "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long
> > time....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and
thought,
> > but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her
friend
> > glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared
at
> > her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"