Three sisters

[FISHINLADY]

Three sisters ages 92,
94,
> > and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a
bath.
> > She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,
"Was
I
> > gettin' in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back "I don't
> > know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses.
"Was
> > I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the
> > kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her
head
> > and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful" She knocks on
wood
> > for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you
as
> > soon as I see who's at the door."
> >