FISHINLADY
10-26-2002, 06:24 PM
THINGS THAT IRRITATE A SANE PERSON
> > > The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
> > > There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find
> an
> > > address.
> > > You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
> > > It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it
till
> > you
> > > walk across your living room rug.
> > > The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
> > > There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!
> > > You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
> > > Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and
> > > discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
> > > You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a
> cigarette.
> > > You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
> > > Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a
> > reading.
> > > A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio,
but
> > > buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
> > > There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
> > > You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry
> > comes
> > > out covered with lint.
> > > The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish
> > > crossing.
> > > A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your
> filling.
> > > You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
> > > The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
> > > You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
> > > People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter
> > just
> > > opening up.
> > > You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
> because
> > > you don't know how to spell it.
> > > You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that
> > you're
> > > just browsing.
> > > You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find
> it.
> > > You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash
your
> > > head on the way up.
> > > Sounds like a normal day to me!
> > > :)~
> > > The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
> > > There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find
> an
> > > address.
> > > You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
> > > It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it
till
> > you
> > > walk across your living room rug.
> > > The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
> > > There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!
> > > You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
> > > Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and
> > > discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
> > > You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a
> cigarette.
> > > You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
> > > Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a
> > reading.
> > > A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio,
but
> > > buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
> > > There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
> > > You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry
> > comes
> > > out covered with lint.
> > > The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish
> > > crossing.
> > > A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your
> filling.
> > > You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
> > > The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
> > > You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
> > > People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter
> > just
> > > opening up.
> > > You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
> because
> > > you don't know how to spell it.
> > > You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that
> > you're
> > > just browsing.
> > > You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find
> it.
> > > You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash
your
> > > head on the way up.
> > > Sounds like a normal day to me!
> > > :)~