"Husband Shopping Center"

[FISHINLADY]

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go
to
choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out
in five
floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended
up the
floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
must
choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go
back
down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First
floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and
love
kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than
not
having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
up?" So up
they go.
Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and
are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I
wonder what's
further up?".
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the
women.
"Very
tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go
up.
Fourth floor. "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong
romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be
awaiting us
further
on!" So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that
women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice
day!!"