The checkup

[FISHINLADY]

A four year old was at the
pediatrician for a
check up.
As the doctor looked down her ears
with an
otoscope, he asked,
"Do you think I'll find Big Bird in
here?" The
little girl stayed
silent. Next, the doctor took a
tongue depressor
and looked down
her throat. He asked, "Do you think
I'll find the
Cookie Monster
down there?" Again, the little girl
was silent.
Then the doctor
put a stethoscope to her chest. As he
listened to
her heart beat,
he asked, "Do you think I'll hear
Barney in
there?" "Oh, no!" the
little girl replied. "Jesus is in my
heart.
Barney's on my
underpants."