FISHINLADY
11-21-2002, 02:52 PM
Two old women were sitting on a park bench outside the
local town hall
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over
to the other and said,
"Cripes! Life is boring,....we never have any fun
these days. For 5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower
show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up 5 dollars.
As fast as she could, the first old woman fumbled her
way out of her clothes and streaked, completely naked, through the
front door of the town hall.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked old woman burst
>out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. How did you do?" asked
her friend. "Great!" she said,
"I JUST WON FIRST PRIZE AS BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT."
Two old women were sitting on a park bench outside the
local town hall
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over
to the other and said,
"Cripes! Life is boring,....we never have any fun
these days. For 5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower
show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up 5 dollars.
As fast as she could, the first old woman fumbled her
way out of her clothes and streaked, completely naked, through the
front door of the town hall.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked old woman burst
>out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. How did you do?" asked
her friend. "Great!" she said,
"I JUST WON FIRST PRIZE AS BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT."