Gladiolus
12-20-2002, 11:29 AM
In addition to MY JOB with a package-delivery company, I'm an emergency
medical technician and volunteer firefighter. As I drove home from work one
day, I heard a radio call about a woman in labor. I went to the address and,
sizing up the situation, told the expectant mother, "You're going to have
this baby right here, in the living room."
The birth was perfect. After I announced she had a beautiful, healthy baby
girl, the mother looked at me and saw the emblem on my shirt. "Oh, my
gosh!" she gasped. "My baby was delivered by UPS!"
medical technician and volunteer firefighter. As I drove home from work one
day, I heard a radio call about a woman in labor. I went to the address and,
sizing up the situation, told the expectant mother, "You're going to have
this baby right here, in the living room."
The birth was perfect. After I announced she had a beautiful, healthy baby
girl, the mother looked at me and saw the emblem on my shirt. "Oh, my
gosh!" she gasped. "My baby was delivered by UPS!"